My name is Kaelyn. I'm just a teenage girl with no life. I post whatever I like. Welcome to my blog.

jaredd-padalecki:

thank fuck for those fancy ass bows on the front of my underwear that make sure I don’t put them on backwards

We would have a fine time living in the night,Left to blind destruction,Waiting for our sight.

hungerforbeauty:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

nyctophobiax:

“i think i’m just smart enough to know the face of human nature is so horrifyingly ugly.”

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