Everything comes to he who hustles, while he waits.
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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

d0it4theratchetz:

despitetheobvious:

wheeezzyybaby:

kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

becbluntsky:

mimi873:

siqenchy:

shit

ayeeee go KylieπŸ˜‚βœŠπŸ‘lmao

Ya but holy fucking Kendall tho.

Fuk

Bruh Kendall 😩

get it πŸ™Œ

😍😍
modernpangea:

i offer mine for tribute. 
things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?
syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.
uchidachi:

I don’t know what you’re looking at, buddy, but I think you’ve got no dates…